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WARNING: This agreement is legally binding. If you do not understand any aspect of this agreement, have a life representative fully explain such aspect before signing. In signing this document, you are waiving the right to bring a court action to recover compensation or obtain any other remedy for any personal injuries, damage to property, accident of any kind, or for your death, arising out of the use of Life, its facilities, its gathering places, its social interactions, equipment, or activities that come about because of Life, whether that use is supervised or unsupervised.
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I hereby release, protect, indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Universe, and any other directors, officers, agents, attorneys, landlords, affiliates, volunteer assistants, and employees, and any members, visitors, users, or other persons whom may be present at while alive (collectively, the "Indemnified Parties") from and against any and all losses, claims, causes of action, damages, costs, expenses, and liabilities in connection with any injury to or illness or death of any person or damage to any property (including all reasonable expenses of litigation, court costs, and attorney's fees) (collectively, "Losses") incurred in connection with my Life, and I hereby waive any right I may have against the Indemnified Parties with respect to any Losses; provided, however, that to the extent such Losses are caused by the willful misconduct of any Indemnified Party, this paragraph will not apply to such Indemnified Party. It is my express intention that the terms of the preceding sentence include an agreement to waive all Losses caused by the negligence of any Indemnified Party. The provisions of this agreement are binding on me and heirs, assigns, and personal representatives.
Life has inherent risks. There is an assumed risk of injury to life, which also applies to the controlled environment of homes, schools, public meeting places and especially moving vehicles. I hereby acknowledge and agree to life and the use of life, participating in activities sponsored by Life has inherent risks. While it is impossible to list or contemplate all the possible injuries that may occur, some examples are: Patron's misuse of life or equipment; cuts and abrasions resulting from daily living or normal use; walls; personal health problems, physical conditions, or other personal areas of concern; individual or collective negligence of the owners, employees, or volunteer assistants, other living beings, visitors, or persons who may be present acting in an individual capacity; negligence or lack of adequate training of any person who seek to assist with medical or other help.
I have been warned and am aware of these and numerous other inherent risks in being alive, I fully and voluntarily assume complete responsibility for those risks and for the injuries that may occur as a result of those risks even if injuries occur in a manner that is not foreseeable at the time that I sign this agreement. In consideration of my using or observing Life, I, the undersigned, agree to release all from liability, discharge, and promise not to sue.
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